Facebook — Post
Instagram — Post
Twitter — Tweet
Mastodon — Toot
Bluesky — Skeet
Pinterest — Pin
Snapchat — Snap
Threads — Strand
Tumblr — Clink
LinkedIn — Outie
TikTok — Rangoon
Myspace — Tom
Reddit — Ditz
How can social media effectively promote a company milestone?
Step 1: Have a company milestone. If one is not handy, fabricate or borrow one.
Step 2: Take a group photo with everybody holding a little plate with a piece of cake on it. Offer a gluten-free option.
Step 3: Have a human write a little something about what’s going on.
Step 4: More emojis, more better.
Step 5: Put it on social media. See? That wasn’t so hard.
When was the last time you write a real letter, you cold and heartless monster?
Bone shards:
This company was founded in 1893 to manufacture social stationery. Social stationery. The first social media?
Feel like writing somebody a real letter? Etsy and eBay have some sellers with vintage Eaton stationery.
I know you can’t wait to read about the history of paper.
You wanna go old-old school? I got ya — the history of papyrus.
Remember Cursive?
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Over the last three months, many exciting and status-quo-shattering advances have taken place in social media: Google’s new sentient social algorithms, Facebook’s beta Extra-Like button and Twitter’s premium 141st-character option, to name but a few. This article will teach you how to best exploit these new opportunities for dynamic social media mastery in only twelve easy steps.
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(Some brands play better in the social media playground than others, part 2)
There I was on Twitter, not minding my own business, when along came a response to one of my tweets that not only made my day, but made me rethink my perception of the Smart brand. Plus, they threw in a handy infographic for free. INFOGRAPHANTASTIC!
Great job with your social media, Smart USA. I don’t mind being outsmarted by the likes of you.
Now if you’ll just FedEx me one of your fine automobiles, I’ll love you forever.
Best. Social media response. Ever.
That’ll do, Eggland’s Best. That’ll do.