“Wait… That’s not what we meant…”
What’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this ad?
“Hey, smoke up, Johnny!”
He sees you when you’re smoking…
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The Imperial March starts playing…
Hiram Walker, “benevolent despot“, was into millin’ and distillin’.
What’s the difference between whiskey and whisky? Besides the “e”, that is.
Continue readingLet’s get Necco with Santa!
Necco Wafers refuse to die.
“Everyone’s least favorite Halloween candy has been making us miserable since 1847.”
Continue readingMerry Holidays and Happy Christmas, y’all!
Collier’s magazine — December 13, 1952
Image: Scan of one of my latest vintage mag acquisitions. Cover illustration by C. William Randall.
Two things I learned from the cover of a Planters mixed nuts holiday gift tin.
1. Mr. Peanut likes to go sledding in the shells of his slain enemies.
2. Mr. Peanut’s personal assistant has some serious arm and leg issues.
