(After almost running into a couple’s shopping cart while going around a corner at Big Lots during the Friends & Family weekend event…*)

Me: “Excuse me.”

Her: “Sorry.”

Me: “It’s like a demolition derby in here.”

Him: “Especially with her driving.”

Me: “Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight.”

Her: “I’m thinking the garage.”

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*I’m on a budget.