From an ad in a 1959 Cosmopolitan magazine. Horseback riding has many benefits.
♬ Standin’ on your mama’s porch,
You told me that you’d wait forever.
Oh, and when you held my hand,
My constipation worries are over!
Those were the best days of my life.
Oh, yeah.
Back in the summer of ’59, oh.
— If Bryan Adams has written about a decade earlier
Black Velvet Blended Canadian Whisky ad from a 1974 magazine.
1974 Marlboro Magazine Ad
You’d think the smell would’ve given it away, but he’s a smoker so, well, you know.
Spotify-placed ad for Serta mattresses
The kerning (or lack thereof) of this Serta ad has left me tossing and turning.
And twitching.
For those of you who still believe that corporations always have the best interests of Americans in mind, here’s a nice little something from 1984.
(cough) (cough) Bullshit! (cough) (cough)