On the last leg of my flight from Seattle to Bismarck, I went looking for a diversion.
This is what happened.
Please only use your heat vision on distant objects outside of the airplane. pic.twitter.com/46ucj5WDNy
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017
Please refrain from using your freeze rays during the flight to kill birds. pic.twitter.com/3vGC28Tufz
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017
I’m fine. pic.twitter.com/sSUZciYtsR
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017
Some people will do anything to avoid introductions. pic.twitter.com/FVXYNvmeap
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017
Pretend to offer help to the creepy little used car salesman from Kansas City sitting next to you, then rip the tube to his oxygen mask out of the ceiling so that horny married bastard who won’t take no for an answer suffocates and goes to hell. pic.twitter.com/MbQIBsN5rE
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017
Can you find the Libertarian? pic.twitter.com/X6cOMHQ2hj
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017
Much too late, Barry read in the safety instructions not to join the Mile High Club with Flight Attendant Gladys in the airplane’s lavatory because she has a raging case of gonorrhea. pic.twitter.com/ES0aLXljYz
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017
Bernice doesn’t give a damn about your stupid inflight rules. pic.twitter.com/dG1Ifo4SvO
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) December 18, 2017