1970 in Legs

Those dang hemlines.

Are you a hoser?

Print ad for the Strange Brew movie. Circa 1983.

Wiggle it. Just a little bit.

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(Spring and Summer 1957 Sears catalog)

They see us rollin’. They hatin’.

(Spring and Summer 1957 Montgomery Ward catalog)

No Home Should Be Without One!

Magnavox Videowriter Word Processor from the JCPenney Spring and Summer 1987 catalog — only $789.99!

Rugged Raquel

Raquel Welch Pillow – She seems nice.

Shirt

a) “No, I’m Dale. Steve is my t-shirt’s name.”
b) “What the hell are we eating?”
c) “Is this awkward? This feels awkward.”
d) “What the hell’s up with our shadows?”
e) “Yes, but are you a Lion of Love?”
f) ???

It’s the attention to detail that impresses me most.

Gandalf Disneykins

“I don’t like Hostess Twinkies!”

panel from an old comic book ad for Hostess Twinkies

I prefer the Zingers.

ARE YOU TOO FAT

From an April, 1904 issue of The Woman’s Magazine.