National Conspiracy Theory #3,416

“Well, we were all just watching the TV, you see, when this abomination on the Discovery Channel said that dinosaurs were real and once ruled the earth millions of years ago.”

Thanks to the continued secret pharmacological tainting of the country’s commercial bottled water supply, Americans are more easily frightened than ever before.

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