Step right up and don’t be shy, because you will not believe your eyes!

Behold, the carnival-attraction majesty of Space Odyssey 2000!

Space Odyssey 2000 is not to be confused with “2001: A Space Odyssey” — It’s completely different! Totally different!

And to back that up, the facade of this ride is emblazoned with some of the most interesting unlicensed Star Wars… “homages” you’ll experience in several lifetimes.

Let’s just say that whoever painted these did not use the Force.

This is what happens when you feed Yoda after midnight.

They did a fair job with C-3PO signature belly button, but I’m not quite sure what’s going on with that arm on the right. Is another robot trying to give C-3PO a titty-twister?

If you thought Ewoks couldn’t possibly get any worse… well, you were wrong.

Poor Jabba looks he was just trying to take a shower when somebody ripped open the shower curtain and started taking pictures.

It looks as if Darth Vader was hit in the helmet with a sledgehammer. Perhaps he was Jabba’s home invader! Get it? …I’ll let myself out.

Chewie appears to be suffering from Wookiee cataracts. Grrrwaaaaaarggggh!

Han tried following one of those Pinterest Egyptian eye makeup guides. Nailed it!

(His rivet-mole is rather fetching too.)

And lastly, Princess Leia!

Oh Leia… There are no words.