Cooter Scooterberg kept his #32 stock car in neutral and idling, occasionally revving the engine to make the kids think they were winning. After a few seconds of teasing thus, he dropped the hammer, took off and easily won the tug-o-war contest, handing out nine serious cases of third-degree rope burn in the process.

It was the best Calagulah Speedway Annual Orphan Day and Picnic ever!