Category Archives: vintage ads

It’s French.

I received a lovely trio of magazines that go back to the days when French dressing was for shoes.

There’s no place like hone.

How’s this for an advertising time capsule, or rather, paperweight and hone from the age of scythes and threshers? A premium given to potential advertisers of The American Thresherman magazine with a little cobranding from The Pike Manufacturing Company.

The whetstone side might be Belgian Yellow Coticule from the Ardennes, which would be 30-42% garnet crystals bonded with mica, which gives a sweet edge on a blade. Supposedly, the stone is one of the reasons Romans conquered Belgium/Belgica back in the day.

Baby Go Wif ‘you?

Snug, warm. Indorsed by physicians. (1909)

That’s a good price.

1979 Polar Package newspaper ad (Bismarck ND)

insidious

Sorry, but I lost where and when this top part of an ad came from. Let’s pretend it’s from the future!

Are you a hoser?

Print ad for the Strange Brew movie. Circa 1983.

Rugged Raquel

Raquel Welch Pillow – She seems nice.

Shirt

a) “No, I’m Dale. Steve is my t-shirt’s name.”
b) “What the hell are we eating?”
c) “Is this awkward? This feels awkward.”
d) “What the hell’s up with our shadows?”
e) “Yes, but are you a Lion of Love?”
f) ???

It’s the attention to detail that impresses me most.

Gandalf Disneykins

“I don’t like Hostess Twinkies!”

panel from an old comic book ad for Hostess Twinkies

I prefer the Zingers.