From his signature pose to his rumbling catchphrase, Paris Hilton always found inspiration from the Green Giant.
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’Tis a charmin’ cereal…
It’s a lucky day when you’re flipping through an old comic book and happen upon one of the first, if not THE first, ad for General Mills Lucky Charms!
Fun facts: “The cereal was created by product developer John Holahan. He developed the original prototype based on Cheerios cereal pieces and chopped up pieces of his favorite candy – Circus Peanuts.”
Circus peanuts!?!? Noooooooooo!
“The marshmallow pieces in Lucky Charms are called ‘marbits.’”
Marbits!?!? Nooooooooo!
More Lucky Charms history can be found here.
Continue readingTough times call for PSA spokescharacters and catchy slogans.
“Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.”
— Smokey Bear
“Give a hoot. Don’t pollute.”
— Woodsy Owl
“Give the virus no assistance! Wash your hands and keep your distance!”
— Soapy the Pandemic Panda
Is that an unlimited data plan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It’s almost as if Cricket Wireless is encouraging the Internet to add penises to their characters.
Dangling the opportunity right in front of us, so to speak.
If Concrete Blonde’s Johnette Napolitano had dated the Pillsbury Doughboy
I’m so very sorry.
Limited Edition Trump Tic Tac — Grab ’em today!
It’s gonna be yuge.
An Open Letter from Chester Cheetah
White Serial Killer Finally Caught After 50 Years
The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Pillsbury Doughboy was finally caught, ending his horrific Poppin’ Fresh killing spree.
Why cattle shouldn’t smoke.
Look out, cool and rebellious cow!
“Reports of my erectile dysfunction have been greatly exaggerated.” — Sir James Dyson
