Rather than going through the hassle and mess of decapitating any old zombie that happens to wander into your neighborhood, it is now considered good form to follow one of several more humane, and frankly, more entertaining alternatives as written in the classic guide, Limitar el Zombi (English translation ©1998). Shown here is the “Stevie Wonder,” where you simply blindfold the zombie (easily done from behind) and hand it a stick that you loudly refer to as the leg of Celine Dion. Much merriment will be had by all.