Hmmm. Looks delish!
Feast your eyes on that gigantic lone shrimp and delightful tentacles!
Ooh! And it’s “Endorsed by Professional Chefs” too!
This is going to be the best lunch ever!

Hearty beef!
Bivalvelectable clam!
Luscious cuttlefish!
Divine corvina!
Mouthwatering mussel!
Yummy oyster!
Savory sand lance!
Ejaculicious sea squirt!
Enjoyable shrimp!
Titillating tuna!

Ooh! I can hardly wait!

Goddammit.