As rising industrial chemicals magnate Dalton Dundergras scanned the foyer, he felt his heart swell with pride and accomplishment over the elite class of society he finally found himself an integral part of.

And if he ever found the wisenheimer who coated the handrail with his company’s prototype InstaBond GigaGlue 5.0 Engineering Adhesive (patent pending), he made a promise to himself that their death would be slow, painful and unnecessarily inventive.